Tag Archive | sharkdog

Shark Dog? I’ll Show You Shark Dog!

We are hosting guest dog Molly over winter break: She is from South Carolina and is none too pleased with being required to go out into the cold to do her business, even though this has been a mild Buffalo winter. She complains about this frequently to The Management. She is a tiny little daschund and could not me more different from our dear, […]

Sharkdog is not a Morning Dog

Every day I have to wrestle my reluctant Sharkdog to wakefulness and toss her out the back door to do her duty (yes, I said duty). She is mostly deaf so clapping and calling her name is meaningless. I try poking her, prodding her, tugging on the blanket she sleeps on, all to no avail. […]

Doghenge With a Vengeance- Henge Harder

Sharkdog is REALLY getting an attitude. This is the longest range Doghenge yet.  (See Doghenge and Doghenge Revisited.) She seems to have changed her focus to distance rather than height. She also set the stage by lurking behind the door so that I would hit her in the head with it and feel guilty. Its’ all […]

Doghenge Revisited

You may recall a previous blog post regarding my subversive dog who stacks her food and water dishes as an act of silent rebellion.  She is not protesting the  food, before you ask. She gets the high-end-fancy-pance petstore brand. I think it’s made from unicorns and pyramid dust. Well, she’s at it again with: The Slide: […]

The Most Interesting Searches In The World

Well maybe not, but these are some of the crazy and not so crazy searches that led readers to my site since I began my blog last year: lenten sacrifice sleeping drunk gay carmageddon toronto fear of armored trucks blog oooh something shiny philosophy peppermint bark sticky millionaire matchmaker gay man season 3 meh gay guy on […]