James Cameron’s 3D Epic about a group of cave explorers winding their way through underwater caves. It was two hours of people winding their way through underwater caves. And none of the characters were developed enough for you to care if they lived or they died. (Other than watching the opening scene and thinking, yep. That one’s a goner. That one too.) There wasn’t even any real eye candy either, unless you count Josh, the sulky man/child.
The high point for me was when I screamed during the 3D previews when a snowball “hit” me.
Believe me, your heart will go on.