I went to Michael’s with my daughter. You would think that a craft store would be really boring, but there is a kid’s section where I found this really great light saber that flashed and made cool noises.

It seemed like the only logical thing to when I was finished with it was to give it to an unarmed T-Rex who was standing guard nearby.

Here is a picture that better shows the magnitude of the lightsaber in question:

Here is a Magic Baby Hat I saw when we were waiting at the checkout:

 If your baby wears this magic hat he or she will be able to read and will enjoy a high level of self-esteem, so you should buy it unless you want your baby to live in your basement.

(PS. I mean when your baby is full grown. You shouldn’t let your baby live in your basement because it is probably dark and full of sharp things.)

I wanted to close with this picture of a Fire Truck:

This pickup truck was on fire when we went into the store and the police and fire trucks were just getting there. We came out about 45 minutes later and the truck was still on fire. You can’t see it in this picture, but there is water and foam everywhere. The  gentleman who owned the vehicle had a full tank of gas.

The firefighters were unable to extinguish the blaze by the time we left, but at least they prevented it from exploding.