I just noticed that the show Pretty Little Liars has a character named Spencer Hastings and I was wondering how my dog Spenser would fare in the role:

I spy with my little eye something that begins with F.

I don’t know, Spenser. Fluffy toy maybe?

What’s it like to run away?

Aw, Spenser! You have it pretty cushy here, don’t you?

It’s a rabbit, Hanna. It’s not gonna answer you.

Her name is Lexi, and she is a guest. Spare me the snarkiness.

Don’t you watch CNN?

Who do you think you’re kidding Spenser? That’s not CNN, is a dog on YouTube.

You didn’t read the entire play?

That’s a fake rolled up newspaper Spenser. Not a play, but you best not chomp any of my scripts!

What do you think? Should he audition? Does Troian Bellisario have anything that Spenser the Dog does not?