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I Saw a Woman at Tim Horton’s Wearing Stealth Crocs

You know the ones I’m talking about. They look like sassy little flats, but they have that unmistakable Croc sponginess. Don’t do that. Don’t wear those. If you like Crocs, wear Crocs. Own  your love of their bulbous sponginess. Don’t try to hide behind non-Croc-shaped-Crocs. Be the Crocs. I tried Crocs on once, but the […]