http://www.theregister.co.uk/2011/07/06/hogweed_alert/

I was looking up Google top trending searches and apparently Giant Hogweed is a big concern in NY. It’s a six foot plant with flowers 2 – 3 feet high that can cause blindness(!) Wait- what?

According to the article linked here, SWAT is on standby. For a plant. I swear this is not something that The Penguin came up with to eliminate Batman and the rest of Gotham City for good. There is also a handy dandy map in the article so you know where not to honeymoon.

I had actually pulled this up to make fun of it, but I don’t think I can come up with anything crazier that what’s already in the article.