Big Brother 13 starts tonight. Big Brother is our family show in the summer. It’s total trash TV, but it’s fun to watch the challenges and their antics.

I could never deal with being on that show. I could never stand being cut of from the world, I would go nuts not reading, I get sick of people pretty quickly and I’m too picky to survive on slop. I’m also not much good at being duplicitous.

I’m not much for spoilers, but I have heard that they are bringing back some former players. The possibilities I have heard are: Jeff and Jordan -yes- too cute, Brandon and Rachel – I don’t remember them too well. All that really registered with me is her shrill voice and big boobs and him allowing her to lead him around by his…um…nose.

Also, I heard Evil Dick may be back. This would be a dealbreaker for me if he is not eliminated quickly. I didn’t finish out watching the season he was on and if he is back, I’ll just have to find alternate sources of summer entertainment.

He’s just intolerable.

* UPDATE – Apparently I was misinformed (shocker) there will be a new cast, but a couple of oldbies will be voted back in by viewers. You can vote here.